Credentials
Grease
Performed as a backup greaser in the high school musical, 2004.
Handwriting Expert
'This is to certify that Christopher has lovely handwriting', 1996.
Super Speller
'This is to certify that this week Christopher is a super speller', 1996.
Certificato di Merito
Can occasionally count to ten in Italian, 1995.
Enthusiastic All-Round Effort
Bannockburn Rovers, Under 8s B Team, 1997.
Avid Social Golfer
A regular fixture at the club.
Bronze Boomerang
Demonstrated skills in rudimentary bushcraft, 1998.
Prospecting Licence
Licence to pan for gold in a creek with no gold in it, 1991.