The All New Essential Royal British Postal Service provides its customers with a unique and culturally-sincere experience for a very few measly Pounds Sterling. New RBPS pillar boxes use Strong-Arm pigeons to deliver quintessential British goods to the four or so corners of the known world. These goods include a significant range of postcards and post-cakes, tea and teacup selections, postal scones and crumpets, mail-ready floral arrangements and high-quality 'A Happy Death' wrapping papers sourced from The New World. Royal British Postal Service Strong-Arm Carrier Pigeons (RBPSSACPs) can deliver to Greater London, Adelaide, Old Sydney Town, Joni's California and offices of the East India Trading Co. Baking, wrapping and sentiment services are all provided free of charge.