Credentials

Grease

Performed as a backup dancer in the high school musical Grease, 2004.

Handwriting Expert

'This is to certify that Christopher has lovely handwriting', 1996.

Super Speller

'This is to certify that this week Christopher is a super speller', 1996.

Certificato di Merito

Can occasionally count to ten in Italian, 1995.

Enthusiastic All-Round Effort

Bannockburn Rovers, Under 8s B Team, 1997.

Avid Social Golfer

A regular fixture at the club.

Bronze Boomerang

Demonstrated skills in rudimentary bushcraft, 1998.

Prospecting Licence

Licence to pan for gold in a creek with no gold in it, 1991.